№ 607.2: EXTRA! Donald Rocks A Dead Man's Boat

Military Reviews Handling of White House Request to Obscure USS John McCain

Navy officials haven’t determined how long it took before the initial directive and its suspension

TRUMPLAND, June 2

They say there was a boat
named for John McCain.
Where have I ever
before heard that name?
Whoever he was
is now a mystery
that is because
I'm rewriting history
like my buddy Kim
who follows his whim
by making everything
all about him.

When an enemy dies
he becomes nameless.
That is why I
am John McCainless.

№ 559.1 EXTRA! The Turds Strike Back

Trump Officials Broaden Attack on Health Law, Arguing Courts Should Reject All of It (Paywall)

WASHINGTON — The Trump administration broadened its attack on the Affordable Care Act on Monday, telling a federal appeals court that it now believed the entire law should be invalidated.

THE SWAMP, March 26

Look. It is simple.

Must we explain?

Blocking Dem voters

is too great a strain.

Purging vote rolls

is never a crime,

but we can’t gerrymander

everywhere, every time.

Killing Obamacare

is better instead.

If we watch them real close,

Dems won’t vote if they’re dead.

We've promised repeal
in every campaign.
(May we say in addition,
“Up yours, John McCain!”)