Military Reviews Handling of White House Request to Obscure USS John McCain

Navy officials haven’t determined how long it took before the initial directive and its suspension

TRUMPLAND, June 2

They say there was a boat
named for John McCain.
Where have I ever
before heard that name?
Whoever he was
is now a mystery
that is because
I'm rewriting history
like my buddy Kim
who follows his whim
by making everything
all about him.

When an enemy dies
he becomes nameless.
That is why I
am John McCainless.