THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND BUT IT NOT BE SO GREAT, June 2
Nigel Farage, plenipotentiary,
from a far, far long gone
previous century
when Britannia was grand
ruling the waves,
minting pounds sterling
from peasants and slaves.
Oh, to return to
those days of old when
everyone did
what Westminster told them.
Farage could be right.
As could Boris Johnson.
Is Nigel Holmes
to Boris's Watson?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Hey diddle-deedle.
Sing all in chorus,
“Quick, Boris, the needle!?”
