Jared Kushner says President Donald Trump is “absolutely not” a bigot or a racist

Kushner struggled to answer questions about allegations of racism facing Trump while being interviewed by Axios

TRUTH NEVER LANSDS, June 4

That Donald's no bigot cannot be news

He has, over time, met bootblacks and Jews.

(He always says, “Black folks think I'm so fine

I don't stand on no line when I wants me a shine!”)

Though he and Dad Fred would not rent to blacks

they hired Jewish accountants to fiddle their taxes.

(Some of whom, so it's been said,

did such a good job that they got paid.

As for divorce. . .Jewish lawyers. Of course.

He respects how these lawyers know where they're goin',

though now he prefers a Cohn to a Cohen.

I mean, after all, is he really to blame

for thinking all Jewish lawyers the same?

His daughter, Ivanka, is Jewish Orthodox,

but he absolves her because she's a fox.

And while we are on the subject of hotties,

Trump's a great pal of Bibi's near Nazis.