WHAT FACTUALLY MATTERS, June 3
“What is James Holzhauer?” (Paywall)
And why should we care?
Granted he did have a bit of a flair
for Jeopardy trivia.
(What IS Namibia?)
Sadly, today
we have to report
in the long run,
James came up short,
missing the record by 22K.
Sometimes it seems
things happen that way.
While James was impressive
think what Donald'd do
with that big stable brain
and his genius IQ.