Wednesday, June 26, 2019

№ 625.1: EXTRA! No Soft Soap (and a blanket denial)

Trump official: detained children do not need soap and blankets – video 


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DISNEYLAND (June 25)

Kids, we all know, love being dirty.
Especially if they are poor.
And if they’re poor
they are totally used
to having to sleep on the floor
which is usually dirt
and therefore concrete
to them must seem a holiday treat.
And as to blankets,
they don’t need those
in summer in Texas
they don’t even need clothes.
Providing tooth paste?
A total waste.
We're talking baby teeth
in the first place.
Food? They need some,
I get your gist.
We do give them gruel
like in Oliver Twist.
Really, good grief,
this “news” is fake.
If we cave on this
next thing they'll want cake!