Friday, June 21, 2019

№ 622.3: EXTRA! Bans Of Sanctimony Announced

The protest group will now redirect its campaign against the ‘evil’ and ‘offensive’ adaptation of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman’s novel to Amazon, which made it

DETAILS, DE (June 21)

There is a book which mentions the devil
which we think ought to be banned.
It also features witches and sorcerers
and other things Christians can't stand
existing which yet keep persisting
and our holy order continue resisting.
A text with such things is not reliable,
we, therefore, demand banning the Bible.

[corrected 6/21/2019, 5:55 pm]