DENIAL NATIONAL PARK (August 3) —
The only reason they’re having this hurricane
is to make me look bad.
There’ll be lotsa wind, there’ll be lotsa rain.
Waste of effort. Pathetic. Totally SAD.
My people — wonderful folks — know I am not to blame
for anything bad that ever happens. And they know I am sane.
America’s number one stable genius. The smartest guy in the room.
Who has no need for facts and figures. Or Fauci and Birx presumed doom and gloom.
Who will never panic over some fake pandemic.
(Which is fading, so laugh it off.)
Who will never acknowledge racism’s systemic
and may even ask O. J. to come play some golf.
Who is not afraid of fake climate “science”.
(Global warming’s a Chinese-made myth.)
Who eschews clean air and water compliance.
Who always gets what he wants forthwith.