THE WAY IT SHOULD BE (August 13) —
We must never be “nasty” to Donnie.
He is such a sensitive lad.
The teensiest bit of unfair appraisal
makes him incredibly SAD.
We must — all of us! — chant fulsome praises,
sing he's a helluva chap
and, of course, always assure him
contrary opinion is crap.
All that we do must aid and abet him.
If he wishes to grab us, then we must let him.
We must be young, demure, and pretty.
(Unlike the scum from the inner city.)
His sure (though small) hand will forever prevail
and we will live happily in his Handmaid's Tale
to know, love, and serve — dare we say adore? —
his head on a steak atop Mount Rushmore.
