England is for the English,
not
the Irish, the Scots or the Welsh.
It is
not for bloody Cornishmen
nor for anyone else.
who also were here long before
we
Angles with a few Saxons*
whilst speaking a sort of Danish
which
no one here then understood
they read the blood on our swords to say
“Vi planlægger at bo her for godt.”
When some of our distant cousins
wanted to join in the fun
we
were now proper Englishmen
so we fought
them and easily won
after
a few generations
but centuries before
created a minor furore
when he invaded this green peaceful isle
and for his pains got himself killed
who
proved of the two the more skilled
then some three weeks thereafter
a hasty arrow pierced the royal eye
fired from the bow of a Norman Frog
causing our last real king to die.
This was a disaster heaven forfend
the Age of the Angles came to its end
our ancient order was overthrown
William the Bastard ascended the throne
our Dansk sprog was Frenchified —
unhappy happenstance.
That is the real reason
we true
English hate France.
Yes,
England must always be English
though
it's not now and never was.
Not that these things really matter.
The truth
in fact seldom does.
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*Jutes,
too. But the Jutes are traditionally ignored.
