HERE AND NOW AND THEN, June 16
Hypocritical liberals have been known to neglect
one aspect of knee-jerk political correctness.
When they mention the president they get a thrill
pointing to proofs he’s mentally ill.
They do not feel (at all) ill at ease
speaking of his disabilities —
his movements arthritic, his brain syphilitic,
his need for treatment psychoanalytic.
(Unfair. Though true. Still, I say, too critical.)
Sarah Sanders, they smirk, dresses sloppy
while providing FAKE media hilarious copy.
Kellyanne’s cool chick look they ridicule shrilly,
insisting she's too old and looks awfully silly!
Which, I must say, is simply mean.
Though she’s 52, she looks like a teen
smartly dressed up as a Trump hotel tart.
(Except for the wrinkles, she could play the part.)
They love how Mnuchin is such a goof
and Pence’s Puritanism is easy to spoof.
And poor Wilbur Ross, who they love to scold.
If only because he’s stupid and old.
Her Highness Ivanka and Eric and DJ
on late night TV are constantly harried.
(To say nothing of Jared — unrelated
by blood, he's merely married.)
Desist, I say, all you sniveling Liberals.
Try to be nice. Try to be civil.
Turn your cheek and be meek when Donald attacks.
Do not mind him. Be kind. Do not hit back.
Whatever we do, he'll continue amiss,
while I with my quill will write rhymes like this.
