Stocks commencing their Great Donald Dive
got Mike Pence thinking, “Lan sakes alive.
These market slips, stumbles and dips. . .
I don't know. . .could it be. . .Apocalypse?
Is there a fifth horseman — with enormous hips! —
not mentioned in Ravings of St. John the Demented
bringing woe GREAT and unprecedented?
“With him condemned and me righteously saved
has my path to the White House already been paved?
I, after all, do the Lord's work,
while Donald is, let's face it, a jerk.
‘President Pence’? Ascendant. Resplendent.
Time to invoke that fatal amendment?”
[updated 12/22/2018 12:05 am]
