HERE ANOW (August 12) —
In this virus has Trump met his match?
It is as mindless as he.
Although it is in far better shape
and would prefer much less publicity.
It does not boast, it does not lie,
nor would it fondle a lady's … “thigh”.
It goes about doing its job.
(And, unlike him, has no ties to the mob.)
It is, let's just say, a great deal more reticent
and it would make a better president.