Friday, February 28, 2020

№ 802: Contingency Plan — Whistling Past The Graveyard

WHAT I SAY (February 27) 
Media hype.
“Virus” is FAKE.
It's just a cold
for heaven's sake.

“No virus! says Limbaugh
He's a great guy
who’d never peddle
the least little lie.

No one is sick.
Well, nobody near.
If you show symptoms,
I'm outta here.

If everyone living
contracted this virus,
the fatality rate
would not expire us.

World death rate,
at worst, would equate
to less than half
of United States.

Whole damn thing
does not make sense.
Therefore, I handed it
off to Mike Pence.

Mikey, God bless 'im,
refuses to panic.
He booked a cruise
on the brand-new Titanic.