Wednesday, February 26, 2020

№ 800: A Lovely Little Virus (a Christian perspective)


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(with apologies to Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane)


WHEREVER GOOD CHRISTIANS CONGREGATE (February 26) 
The world has got this lovely little virus,
lots are gonna die.
But since they're not Christians,
we don't hafta cry.

The world has got this lovely little virus,
we say due to gays.
But, with luck, maybe
it’s the end of days.

Golly-geez, but it's glorious,
Christ victorious.
At last!
Enemies sent to burn hell,
it'll be so swell.
A blast!

Someday soon, when we’re up in heaven,
riding on a cloud,
laughing, we'll see in hell the writhing crowd.
The world has got this lovely little virus now.