Should
the Congress with Trump dispense,
we
will be saddled with Michael Pence
and this sleepy, God-fearing, creepy V.P.
will
proclaim Christian morality
the
law of the land.
Some
will stand,
proud
and attentive,
as
Pence implements his sin preventive.
Others,
like me, will flee for the fences,
beyond
a stone's throw from wherever Pence is.