Wednesday, May 29, 2019

№ 605.1: EXTRA! Ho Hum (another day at the Oval Orifice)

Bannon described Trump Organization as 'criminal enterprise', Michael Wolff book claims

Former White House adviser says financial investigations will take down president in sequel to Fire and Fury

The former White House adviser Steve Bannon has described the Trump Organization as a criminal entity and predicted that investigations into the president’s finances will lead to his political downfall, when he is revealed to be “not the billionaire he said he was, just another scumbag”.

The startling remarks are contained in Siege: Trump Under Fire, the author Michael Wolff’s forthcoming account of the second year of the Trump administration.

THE NEW IMPROVED SWAMP, May 29

Now let us handle 
another Trump scandal.
(He'll say it's “very unfair”.)
Say what you will
about this shrill shill,
you have to admit
he's got some pair.

Away to the dumpster
with Cosa Trumpster.
Break out all the sump pumps.
Vaccinate everyone
against Trump Mumps.
Call it THE POX.
(Except on FOX.)

Crime, if you please,
is Trump's “family” disease.
Did Junior sneeze?
Did Eric wheeze?
Ivanka, as always,
cannot be appeased.

I mean Geez Louise,
high time we stopped 
being chumps
dump all the Trumps,
get off the fence,
with sad reluctance
inaugurate Pence
and speak of liberty
in the past tense. 

[updated 5/29/2019 12:40 pm]