CAMPAIGN, May 27
There is but one way
for us to proceed.
There is but one way
for us to proceed.
Do it my way.
We will succeed.
We will succeed.
I tell you the truth,
citing the facts.
citing the facts.
All of the rest?
Political hacks.
Political hacks.
I’m for the people,
not the “elites”,
not the “elites”,
not lazy slackers,
liars and cheats.
liars and cheats.
We are the good guys,
honest and just.
honest and just.
I am on your side,
in us we trust.
in us we trust.
The solution is simple.
You and I know it.
You and I know it.
Misfits and nitwits
of course oppose it.
of course oppose it.
You know, my friends,
what I represent.
what I represent.
My opponents
are incompetent.
are incompetent.
completely thought out,
cost- and pain-free,
without a doubt.
As ye sow,
ye so shall reap.
ye so shall reap.
So vote for me.
Then go back to sleep.
Then go back to sleep.