914: Large Graft Warming

DENIAL NATIONAL PARK (August 3) —

The only reason they’re having this hurricane

is to make me look bad.

There’ll be lotsa wind, there’ll be lotsa rain.

Waste of effort. Pathetic. Totally SAD.

My people — wonderful folks — know I am not to blame

for anything bad that ever happens. And they know I am sane.

America’s number one stable genius. The smartest guy in the room.

Who has no need for facts and figures. Or Fauci and Birx presumed doom and gloom.

Who will never panic over some fake pandemic.

(Which is fading, so laugh it off.)

Who will never acknowledge racism’s systemic

and may even ask O. J. to come play some golf.

Who is not afraid of fake climate “science”.

(Global warming’s a Chinese-made myth.)

Who eschews clean air and water compliance.

Who always gets what he wants forthwith.

№ 872: Tell Me Why (or Walking The Planck)

SOMEWHERE (June 4)  — 

That science advances funeral by funeral

is an intriguing tautology

Though, by itself, it cannot explain

the lack of advance in astrology

and other fields of fuzzy thinking

where practitioners, lacking all inkling

of analysis and methodology,

often fall pray to mindless doxology.

(Looking at you, my dear theologians.

Your hypotheses are, pace, untestable.

Yet you insist your devined doctrines

are not only true, but uncontestable.

Which I find indigestible.)

There also are those who profess economics

which is less scientific than newspaper comics,

all complex equations mixed with evasions

amounting to nothing whatever.

It’s all mumbo jumbo, all smoke and mirrors

lacking consistency, despite changing gears,

with different persuasions for different occasions.

Along with religion, it lives forever,

changing with time to conform to new norms.

(Amazing how nonsense weathers all storms.)

To return to the theme of facts changing minds — 

largely unheard of among [sic] humankind.

It seems sub-optimal, but there must be some WHY

rather than changing, we prefer to die.

Someone would win an MacArthur Grant

if they could explain it. Not ME! I can’t.

Bonus: Unrelated except by title (Click)

№ 582: Œdipus Perplex (ah gnats!)

Belief, be it in science or some other god —

please believe me I say this with charity —

is mental illness if only because

believers believe there is clarity

somewhere and they can find it.

(Or there will be once they've defined it.)

Humans think themselves witty.

They believe they achieve the real nitty-gritty.

Therefore their ends can be rather unpretty

as Œdipus “saw” as he sought to know more.

(He was so open-minded, he ended self-blinded.)

A gnat understands being a gnat.

And being a gnat, leaves it at that,

content in knowing that that is that.

Had Œd been a gnat, I have no doubt that

his end would never have come down to that.
(Although he may have died with a splat.)

Whether small insect or royal and great,
at the end of the day your FATE is your fate.

№ 577.3: EXTRA! Doctrine Air (an Easter special edition)

GILEAD, April 20

Our preacher tells us THE BIBLE

is ultimate, absolute TRUTH.

Neither he nor we can read the original

so whatever he says is our proof.

We prefer praying to thinking.

There's no need for science with God.

To think otherwise is unseasonable

and is considered a little bit odd.

We see no need for logic.

Logic's like witchcraft. But worse.

The only thing you ever need know

is BIBLICAL chapter and verse.

We are opposed to Sharia.

But. . .since we've no sins to atone. . .

in the event Sharia's imposed,

we'll happily cast the first stone.

All we want is our freedom

to live in accord with God's will.

Those who choose some other way

therefore will have to be killed.

No. CLXL: Antimatter Matters

“All of our observations find a complete symmetry between matter and antimatter, which is why the universe should not actually exist,” says Christian Smorra, a physicist at CERN’s Baryon–Antibaryon Symmetry Experiment (BASE) collaboration.

— ZME Science, The proton and the antiproton are basically identical — indicating that maybe, the universe shouldn’t exist

If we heed “science”

it becomes clear,

we've no need to worry.

We're not really here.

Liberal/Conservative,

Republican/Dem:

there is no US,

there is no THEM.

Jew, Christian, Muslim,

Hindu, Buddhist:

calm down, relax,

you don't exist.

Red, black, brown, white, 
yellow, mixed “race”:

quit fussing, there is no

first or last place.

All nations, all peoples,
all things on Earth,
are, theoretically,
part of the dearth.

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So much for theory.

Fun to discuss.

WE “win”, THEY “lose”.

Seems fair to us.