№ 719: Donnie And Albert And Stephen — compare and contrast

IDEAL SPECULATION (November 4)

When Albert Einstein

spoke of his brain,

no one, I think,

made a fuss.

When Stephen Hawking

dwelt on his intellect,

everyone said,

“Perspicacious!”

Yet let Donnie (in passing!) 

mention his genius. . .

FAKE LIBERAL MEDIA 
pretends disgust!?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wait!

I can not recall

Einstein or Hawking

saying anything 

like I said 

they said above.

Nor do I remember 

them sending mash notes

to murdering tyrants 

with whom 

they “fell in love”.

Kim Wink GIF from Kim GIFs

Sadly, therefore,

I am forced to conclude,

mean as it seems,

and however rude,

Hawking and Einstein

were not, indeed, geniuses.

Unlike Donnie —

sing, “Hey nonny-nonny” —

Albert and Stephen

did not bray and whinny.

Instead they DID.

Sing, “Hey ninny”, Ninny.

№ 512: Pandora's Pithos (a pithy pity)

You can’t think yourself out of instinct.

Procreate. You know the drill.

Thinking, at best, helps you tread water,

postponing drowning in seas of “godswill”.

Einstein and Darwin, (in theory) knew better,

but stuck with the program down to the letter.

Predestination, evolution and FATE —

leave little room for free will.

Everyone's born back of ball number eight.

Set expectation to nil.

№ 356: E=mc racist?

Guardian: Einstein's travel diaries reveal 'shocking' xenophobia

“Even the children are spiritless and look obtuse.”

“It would be a pity if these Chinese supplant all other races.”

[in Ceylon people] “live in great filth and considerable stench at ground level. . .” 

“Japanese. . .[o]ne has to love and admire this country. . . .intellectual needs of this nation seem to be weaker than their artistic ones – natural disposition?”

Just goes to show

as you'd expect

when no one's looking

saints aren't perfect.

If Albert wrote this

with total aplomb,

must we now disavow

the atom bomb?

But, please, let us not

jump to the conclusion

that Albert'd be down with

Trump's Klu Klux Kollusion.

Distressing, of course,

that he thought others vermin.

Einstein was Jewish

but Albert is German*.

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*#UStoo, "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist"