IDEAL SPECULATION (November 4)
When Albert Einstein
spoke of his brain,
no one, I think,
made a fuss.
When Stephen Hawking
dwelt on his intellect,
everyone said,
“Perspicacious!
Yet let Donnie (in passing!)
mention his genius. . .
FAKE LIBERAL MEDIA
pretends disgust!?
pretends disgust!?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wait!
I can not recall
Einstein or Hawking
saying anything
like I said
they said above.
Nor do I remember
them sending mash notes
to murdering tyrants
with whom
they “fell in love”.
Sadly, therefore,
I am forced to conclude,
mean as it seems,
and however rude,
Hawking and Einstein
were not, indeed, geniuses.
Unlike Donnie —
sing, “Hey nonny-nonny” —
Albert and Stephen
did not bray and whinny.
Instead they DID.
Sing, “Hey ninny”, Ninny.