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GOSPEL UNTRUTH (November 26)

(with apologies to Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley)

Each day in his lifetime
TRUMP takes a moment
a moment to foment
and to corrupt
and though I am low-rent
each day in my lifetime. . .
shut up I am talking
don't interrupt!. . .
I am “God's lifeline”
to you believers
I am your “Savior”,
your “King of Kings”,
although Vlad Putin,
my KGB master,
through the intel he has about me,
he's gonna pull my strings

Rick Perry “thinks”
I am God's agent
And Christians won't argue
Whoops' imagin-ings
He says I M perfect,
despite what befalls me
And since they don't know Satan's my master,
I'm free to do bad things