NRA (November 28)
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(with apologies to John Denver)
Shotguns on my shoulder make me happy
handguns in my waistband make me cry
boxes full of bullets look so lovely
when I carry I always feel high
Just because the U.S. Constitution
was written when guns only fired one shot
and it took twenty seconds to reload 'em
our Supreme Court has ruled, “So what?”
Shotguns on my shoulder make me happy
handguns in my waistband make me cry
boxes full of bullets look so lovely
when I carry I always feel high
We will never let some sissy Lib'rels
infringe upon our keep and bearin' right
though we are uncertain what infringe is
like Minutemen we're ready for a fight
Shotguns on my shoulder make me happy
handguns in my waistband make me cry
boxes full of bullets look so lovely
when I carry I always feel high
when I carry I allatime feel high
when I carry I feel I'm a guy
