Friday, November 1, 2019

№ 717: Donnie Ponders

THE GOLD HOUSE (October 31)
Why do the damned Dems call me dumb?
I'm smarter than your average Republicun.
Why attack me ad homonym?
Do they not see my superfluous jeans.
(I wonder what homonym means?)

Is it, for a start, that I say I'm smart
or that I love YES-SIR!-dumb-asses?
That my eyes are equipped to view eclipses
without having to don special glasses?
That with my long ties my gut is disguised?
That I pointlessly......punctuate.....with....ellipses? 
That I mistype Melanie? They think that a felony?
Would it kill them to say, Trump's a smart fella
who, due to bone spurs, can't fold an umbrella?

Some Dems even dare to call ME a loser.
Shaking their heads they say, Dunning-Kruger!
That's soooo unfair. I'm white and from Queens.
How would I know what such foreign stuff means?