Why do the damned Dems call me dumb?
I'm smarter than your average Republicun.
Do they not see my superfluous jeans.
(I
wonder what homonym means?)
Is it,
for a start, that I say I'm smart
or that I love YES-SIR!-dumb-asses?
That my eyes are equipped to view eclipses
without having to don special glasses?
That with my long ties my gut is disguised?
That I pointlessly......punctuate.....with....ellipses?
That I mistype Melanie? They think that a felony?
That I mistype Melanie? They think that a felony?
Would
it kill them to say, “Trump's a smart fella
who, due to bone spurs, can't fold an umbrella?”
Some Dems even dare to call ME a
loser.
Shaking their heads they say, “Dunning-Kruger!”
That's soooo unfair. I'm white and from Queens.
How would I know what such foreign stuff means?