Friday, November 1, 2019

№ 717.1 : EXTRA! When Donnie Goes Marching Home?

The president filed a “declaration of domicile” last month saying that his property in Palm Beach will be his permanent residence.


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YOU'LL BE SORRY (November 1)

(with apologies to Shelton Brooks)

Some of these days
you're gonna miss your Donnie
some of these days, days, days
you're gonna know it's true
you'll miss my lyin'
you'll miss the thievin',
low-down deceivin'
things that I do
you'll miss my phony
FOX Friends baloney
all the low-toney
dumb broads I screw
so when I leave you
I know it's gonna grieve you
you'll miss your big fat daddy Don
some of these days

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[updated 11/1/2019 4:12 pm to add music credit]