A TCC NEWS EXCLUSIVE!
NEW YORK (November 7) — THEATRICAL CEMENT COMPANY NEWS (TCCN) has exclusively learned of a proposed addition to FOX TV entertainment schedule for 2020, the year of the U.S, presidential election. THEATRICAL CEMENT COMPANY is the parent company of The Daily Doggerel.
According to our exclusive source who requested anonymity because he is not named John Barron, is “new here” and is not authorized to speak on these matters, The Legend Of Donnie Trump will air seven nights a week on FOX starting January 1, 2020. Each interminable episode will air twice per evening. The same episode will be shown all week.
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(with apologies to Harry Warren)
I'll tell you a story a real true life story,
the tale of low-life from Queens,
who was naturally naughty
and loved all things gaudy
who pos-sessed the most beau-ti-ful genes.
[Chorus:]
Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump,
craven, outrageous and old,
flushing the coun-try down the la-va-tor-y
he has no soul to be sold.
He came to Manhattan in order to fatten
his already undeserved purse
by cheating and stealing
and double-dealing
and in general making things worse.
(Chorus)
He rode with Roy Cohn who made easy goin'
for this brash, blond boy from nowhere
who, without interruption, taught him corruption
and told him that he had great hair.
Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump,
he has no soul to be sold.
Well, he increased his fortune
in disproportion
by gaming the bankruptcy laws.
Tabloids adored him
and women implored him
to muss their clothes with his paws.
(Chorus)
Excuse me for saying, “slime mold”.
[updated 11/8/2019 10:20 am to add music credit]
