DONNIE-ON-DON (November 10)
I would have been the sexiest Beatle,
sexier, frankly, than Ringo,
more pretty than Paul, smarter than John,
and, unlike George, eager to mingle.
I can not say why, but I've never been shy.
I suppose it's because I'm superior
to everyone and, of course, it is fun
to yell to the scum “You're inferior!”
Had I been a girl, I'd be maybe Monroe?
Loren? Bardot? Lollobrigida?
I would not be Fonda. Her legs are stumpy.
That's why I would never solicit her.
I am all male, so hearty, so hale.
Compared to me all other men pale.
I could regale you with many a tale
of sexual prowess off every scale.
I will not be reticent, I am the best president
that ever was or ever could be.
No “Constitution”, no Dem persecution
will ever put limits on me.
ALL CRINGE BEFORE ME! All bow down in awe!
Unlike all other Gods, I AM! Without flaw!
Some say I'm perfect. (NOT at my behest!)
Perfect? We'll see. (Does perfect mean best?)
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CORRECTION
Due to an editing oversight, the music credit was omitted for № 722: Theme From The Legend Of Donnie Trump (a FOX network preview) on Friday, November 8. Harry Warren composed music and lyrics for theme of The Life And Legend Of Wyatt Earp which ran on ABC from 1955 - 1961.
