№ 732: Donnie Muses What The News Is All About The Country Snoozes

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STOOPING EVER LOWER (November 21)

(with apologies to Hoagy Carmichael and Frank Loesser)

Quid quo pro, is all that I demand
Quid quo pro, a bit of underhand
Sadly,
it seems this time I'm caught
so I guess it was all for naught 

Quid pro quo, is it too much to ask
After all, they said Z “loved my ass”
Badly,
we tried to rig a deal
and then some whistleblower squealed

Oh! how I found it thrill-ing, oh so thrill-ing,
like Playboy whores I once loved “drill-ing”

Now I fear what Little Schiff'll do
if Pence flips (and maybe Rudy, too!)
Vlad. . .he's 
gonna be upset
You ain't seen nothing yet

Oh! how I found it thrill-ing, oh so thrill-ing,
like Playboy whores I once loved “drill-ing”

Now I fear what Little Schiff'll do
if Pence flips (and maybe Rudy, too!)
Vlad. . .he's 
gonna be upset
You ain't seen nothing yet
Oh no!
Quid quo pro