Trump touts his ‘very’ good health after unscheduled medical check

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Sunday he was in “very good” health after undergoing the first phase of an annual medical check the previous day.

The president’s unexpected and unscheduled trip to the medical center triggered questions on social media since it came months before the annual physical has been carried out in the past.

WISHFUL UNTHINKING (November 18)

Donnie said he's in “very good” health.
That is good — and bad! — to hear.
He did not say “perfect” (his favorite word),
so, in effect, he said “I'm sick.” Oh dear!

On the plus side, he might step down.
On the minus, Pence is the more dangerous clown
who Donnie's damage will not surcease
and, in all likelihood, will strive to increase
making us “perfect”, i.e. male, white and Christian.
Frozen forever in his mission'ry position,
down on his knees as he prays every day,
Mikey'll keep rising seas forever at bay.

We, the unsaved, though living in fear,
can take comfort knowing Mikey's sincere
and believes beliefs obsolescent
fulfill the will of Divine Providence.
(Our “soul” recompense for Trump and Pence.)