Showing posts with label healthcare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label healthcare. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

№ 569: In Hospice Pity Tally

REALITY, April 8

If you think about it
it isn't preposterous
for you to conclude
the Earth is a hospice.
All life, all species,
of course, are ephemeral,
to try to deny it
is mental Demerol.
Believe if you must
in God we trust,
don't make a fuss,
we're essentially dust
from which we come
to which we'll go,
that is the game
goodbye, hello.

This hospice, however,
is poorly run.
(I assume that's not
news to anyone.)
Lacking in comfort,
lacking in calm,
chock-full of things
causing us harm,
indifferent as to
whether we're well.
You know what it is?
It's a hospice from hell.
A hospice designed
essentially
by Donald Trump
and his GOP
with the intent
to put in your head
this is so awful
you'd be better dead
rather than here
with hapless bystanders
who are so distressed
they'd elect Bernie Sanders
which is not a solution
in times like these
all it would be
is different disease.

Monday, April 16, 2018

No. 313: Paul Ryan's Farewell Address Looks To Bright GOP Future (Eyes' Only RNC Edition)



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(with apologies to Burton Lane and E. Y. Harburg)

On that great Re-pub-li-can Day
Won't it be fun after we've won and have things our way
Do away with anything that's gay
On that great, great Re-pub-li-can Day
Unions will be completely shut down
Voters won't be Black, Yellow or Brown
You can't abort says the Supreme Court
All you can do is stay on your
knees and pray
Glory time's comin' for to stay
On that great, great Re-pub-li-can Day

Come and get it, come and get it
Come and get it
Come and get it
Says here
Says it in the Constitution, it says
What's it say?
A might morning is nigh
Universal Healthcare denied
When we kill your coverage
You DIE
What a day for corporations
What a day for makin' workers crawl
Laughing at their lamentations
As we make 'em slavey
And rip off their balls
Says here
Bells will ring in every steeple
Gonna put the Bible
Back in school
All you white and
Gun-loving people
Forget about fair
And the Golden Rule
Says here
Come and get it
Come and get it
Come
There's gonna be a world shakin’
Deregulatin' day
Great day!
Can I hunt endangered species?
Glory to ya
Can I get pollute the Grand Canyon?
That's official
Hey do I hafta watch FOX?
Says here.
Can I get me a sniper rifle?
Sniper rifle?
Hallelujah!
On that great Re-pub-li-can Day
On that great, great Re-pub-li-can Day
Unions will be
Completely shut down
We'll have a king
Who wears a gold crown
You can't abort
Says the Supreme Court
All you can do is stay on your
knees and pray
Glory times
Comin’ for to stay
On that great, great come grab it
And keep it!
Don't share it!
Re-pub-li-can Day!

Sunday, October 1, 2017

No. CLXVIII: The Week In Rear View

Private flights: nice.
But there's a price.
Price was wrong.
And so...so long.

Monday, September 25
I propose one Korea with you in charge
with gas SUV's in every garage.

billions and trillions
that would be wasted
keeping lower
(and middle)
class riff-raff alive


Tuesday, September 26
anyone silently “taking a knee”
is taking too great a liberty


Wednesday, September 27
No. CLXV.i: EXTRA!: 1984 (Again)

There is no tellin'
just how Orwellian
Resident Lump is gonna act.


Thursday, September 28
No. CLXVI: Memo To Bernie, Rand, et. al
.For reasons unfathomable,
things are as they are.

Friday, September 29
No. CLXVII: Gimme That (VERY) Ol' Time Religion

the multiple gods
our ancestors so long agreed on



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Monday, September 25, 2017

No. CLXIII.ii: EXTRA! Graham-Cassidy GOP Score


The Congressional Budget Office released a partial analysis of the latest GOP bill late Monday, concluding the number of people with comprehensive health coverage would be “reduced by millions.” The CBO also estimated that by 2026, the bill would cut about $1 trillion in Medicaid spending, resulting in millions of people being left out of the program.

under our plan
millions of citizens
would lose health coverage
says CBO

DUH! CBO
why you don't get it
killing folks off
is the way to go

we plan to fund tax cuts
with billions and trillions
that would be wasted
keeping lower
(and middle)
class riff-raff alive
without healthcare they
won't live to retire
not a big deal
our donors will thrive 
(and we survive)

[updated September 26, 2017, 2:07 a.m.]

Saturday, September 23, 2017

No. CLXII: My Weekly Reader revisited

Trump Reveal and Disgrace
repeal and replace
ever so sweet
watch uninsured
die in the street


Brexit
Rule Britannia
Britannia rule the Thames
even if it's just
from London to Gravesend

British Empire
















Trump/Kim
nukes and sass
“No, I'll kick your ass”
all that remains
will just be stains


Trump/Nixon
one thing Trump won't
take from Nixon's playbook
who'd ever believe his
“I'm not a crook.”


Manafort
I retort
I did not consort.
(Vlad, old sport, 
where's my diplo passport?)


Trump Midnight Confusions
I herewith order
closing the border.
(Which one's my wife,
which one's my daughter?)


Genocides
sometimes Hutus kill Tutsis
sometimes Tutsis kill Hutus
the only difference is who
you send the bill to


Religions
of late I've concluded
(need I add wearily)
there's no taking
religion seriously

Friday, July 28, 2017

No. CXIX: Repeal Replace Stragedy

From: The Donald
To: McConnell

Mr. Majority “Leader”. What is the deal?
After your brilliant Supreme Court seat steal*,
I thought we were good with health care repeal?!

Collins, Murkowski? Those two! Again!
Those damned bitches are such a pain...
I have to rely on John McCain's "brain".
(With Pence who may any moment get "raptured",
I gotta depend on a guy that got captured!)

Gotta repeal Amendment 19.
Women voting, Founding FATHERS! would find obscene.
Women are fine. In their place. If not pushy.
(For when you feel like grabbing some [REDACTED].)

I think that's all. At least for now.
Love workin' with your wife, Elaine Chao†.
A seven! When younger, I bet...a WOW! 
____________________
*Not to worry how that one'll look
in your great-great-great grandkids history book.
†Secretary of Transportation.


Tuesday, June 20, 2017

No. XCII: Sympathy From The Senate (from the desk of Mitch McConnell)

We're draftin' Stealthcare.
Not here. Not there.
In our secret lair.
Out of the glare.
Under the stair.

You're in despair?
Take yourself elsewhere!
Montreal, Canada
your pied-Ă -terre!
(Can you say, "Pierre"?)
Have you tried prayer?

We do not care
about general welfare.

Healthcare repair
ain't goin' nowhere.
Thas what the facts is.
Now les lower taxes.