From: The Donald
To: McConnell
Mr. Majority “Leader”. What is the
deal?
After your brilliant Supreme Court seat
steal*,
I thought we were good with health care
repeal?!
Collins, Murkowski? Those two! Again!
Those damned bitches are such a pain...
I have to rely on John McCain's "brain".
(With Pence who may any moment get "raptured",
I gotta depend on a guy that got captured!)
Gotta repeal Amendment 19.
Women voting, Founding FATHERS! would find obscene.
Women are fine. In their place. If not pushy.
(For when you feel like grabbing some
[REDACTED].)
I think that's all. At least for now.
Love workin' with your wife, Elaine Chao†.
A seven! When younger, I bet...a WOW!
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*Not to worry how that
one'll look
in your great-great-great
grandkids history book.†Secretary of Transportation.