No. CXVIII: Sperm Count Decline (a GOP response)

Guardian: Sperm counts among western men have halved in last 40 years – study

Reasons for the ‘shocking’ drop are unclear, say researchers, and represent a huge and neglected area of public health

OMG! THEY've corrupted our bodily fluids!

Call EMS! No wait! Call the Druids!

We need to tap into our roots Anglo-Saxon

before Libs and Dems insist there's a tax on.

Oh? You say a Druid's a Celt?

And, therefore, rhymes with F. D. Roosevelt?
Commies, commies, why can't our mommies

protect us from all these Obami-

nations. Oh dear, I've wet my jammies.

If PURE western sperm is reduced to a wheeze,
how long before we're all Chinese?
JEEZ!