Showing posts with label CIA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CIA. Show all posts

Thursday, September 19, 2019

№ 686.1: EXTRA! My Way

Trump’s communications with foreign leader are part of whistleblower complaint that spurred standoff between spy chief and Congress, former officials say (Paywall)

Trump’s interaction with the foreign leader included a “promise” that was regarded as so troubling that it prompted an official in the U.S. intelligence community to file a formal whistleblower complaint with the inspector general for the intelligence community. . .


ORTHEHIGHWAY (September 19)

What's this about?
How can this be?
Doesn't the government
work just for me?
Say, I decide
(not that I did)
to tell Kim
something CIA
thinks should be hid.
Wonderful guys
my CIA spies
but they never looked
into Kim's eyes.
Something I think
he needs to know
although the CIA
doesn't think so.
Kim's a good guy.
He is my pal.
He writes me letters
that make smile.

If I tell Vlad
stuff that makes him glad.
How is that bad?
I mean so what
if somebody's shot?
Vlad's a great guy.
I like him a lot.
Very strong leader.
A leader like me.
And don't get me started
on President Xi
to whom I say little
lest he tariff me.

Friday, February 1, 2019

№ 522: Trumpeting Tweets On Intel




Trump’s Attacks on Spy Agencies Are Called a National Security Risk

Intelligence experts and lawmakers criticize public statements that officials are ‘passive and naive’ on Iran threat

WASHINGTON—President Trump questioned the competence of U.S. intelligence agencies whose assessments of Iran, North Korea and other threats differ from his own, sparking warnings from national security experts and lawmakers that such public comments expose the U.S. to greater risks.

The Intelligence people seem to be extremely passive and naive when it comes to the dangers of Iran. They are wrong!” Mr. Trump said in one morning tweet. In another, he wrote, “Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!”

4:07 A.M.
I know naïve. Believe me.
Just look at all of my wives.
AND, unless the ratings deceive me,
billions of Tweeters trust ME with there lives.
So when I tweet that MY  “intel” sources —
DNI, CIA and  FBI —
should “go back to school” (take Trump U. courses?)....

4:19 A.M.
....let's leave it at: I can not tell a lie.
WHENEVER I speak, what I say is true,
even if  “facts” say there not.
If you don't agree, let me tell you,
in Russia you would be shot.
Dear Mother Russia, where my pal Putin,
a GREAT & STRONG leader (frankly, a flirt.)....

4:69 A.M.
....I'm taller and smarter. And better looking.
Moreover, I own a shirt.