Showing posts with label warming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label warming. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

No. 225.2: EXTRA! Trump's Polar Last Resort

burning clean coal
advances my goal
growing peaches
on beaches
at my North Pole
oil field golf course
and sport resort

the entertainment
part of the deal
Don Jr. 
harpoons a
humongous whale
while Eric clubs 
a live baby seal

Ivanka's designer polar bear rugs
provide comfy places for kisses and hugs
(and dare I hope groping asses and juggs)


Thursday, July 13, 2017

No. CVIII: Clean Up Aisle 6!

COSMOS:
While new research suggests that a sixth mass extinction is underway and even more severe than was previously thought, other scientists say that alarmism won’t help conservation efforts.

Climate warming?
Bees not swarming?
Disaster brewing?
Is this of our doing?

There is no vacation
from annihilation.
Nothing distinct
about going extinct.

Don't make no diff, 
awake or nappin'.
Whatever will happen, 
is going to happen.