Wednesday, December 13, 2017

No. 225.2: EXTRA! Trump's Polar Last Resort

burning clean coal
advances my goal
growing peaches
on beaches
at my North Pole
oil field golf course
and sport resort

the entertainment
part of the deal
Don Jr. 
harpoons a
humongous whale
while Eric clubs 
a live baby seal

Ivanka's designer polar bear rugs
provide comfy places for kisses and hugs
(and dare I hope groping asses and juggs)