Russia's
president has accused opponents of his US counterpart Donald Trump of
harming the US by "inventing stories" about contacts with
Russia.
I was young
spy in KGB,
running agents my specialty.
I am smart man, I
am not schlump.
If I elect
president I do not elect Trump.
Trump is tough,
crafty and sly.
Why would I choose
that kind of guy?
I prefer patsy,
narcissist fool,
somebody I could
easily school.
Here's the thing is,
why would I lie?
You believe me or
FBI?
Reports are fake, news they are not.
If reporters were Russian, they would be shot.