Make
America Go Again?
(Put
on a Broadway show again.)
Make
America Gape Again?
(Entertain
to escape again.)
Make
America Grasp Again?
(Let
businessmen cut union tasks again.)
Make
America Gaze Again?
(At
waves of amber grain again.)
Make
America Glory Again?
(Change
the American story again.)
Make
America Glisten Again?
(Too
gay? Maybe listen again?)
Make
Alaska Russian Again?
(That's an “R”, not a “G”, but do it for me.
I owe it to Vlad, my best ever friend.)
Make
America Grope Again?
(Undo
Obama's “hope” regimen.)
Make
America Giggle Again?
(Be
fodder for late night TV. AGAIN!)
Make
America Gloat Again?
(We
never stop. We're always on top!)
Make
America Glow Again?
(In
the dark. Nukes! What a lark.)
Make
America Govern Again?
(NO! That's Dem!
Not
us! That's THEM!)
Make
America Groan Again?
(Deregulate
savings and loan again.)
Make
America Grumble Again?
(A question, always, of not if, but when.)
Make
American Gamble Again?
(Easy-peasy,
they elected* me.)
Make
America Gallop Again?
(But
to be sure
not
with Judge Moore.
That was Steve Bannon
who missed all the clues.
Inside my head,
I said he'd lose.)
Make America Gag Again?
(By my never knowing when to say when.)
Make
Afghanistan Go Away.
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*Well, really, not actually.