No. 223: All's Hell That Pretends Well. . .and

I find it odd 
folks buy the facade
and see DJT as if he were god.
This cheating, philandering, serial liar,
[Dampen his pants to extinguish the fire!]
who thinks he rates a gold heavenly choir?!
Bankrupt sex offender! What IS there to admire?

Direct him, I say, to the next exit ramp.

Tell him, “Give up the ghost, man. Depart. Decamp!

Dude, you are so past your “Best Before: ” date stamp!
———————————————————————————Schleppingly On The Tongue

“Gad blesh th' Hew-Nigh-Dead Schtaetz!”

#Make Americans Schlur Ther Schpeech.

Did Navajos teach him how to talk code?
Is his brain about to implode?
Has be become allergic to gluten?
Ish thhiiss a seagret meshage for Putin?