Tuesday, December 12, 2017

No. 223.1: EXTRA! Alabama Election Special — Theme From Mondo Trumpy

Moore is the greatest judge the South has known.
Moore is the judge who can't leave girls alone.
Moore knows for damn sure what Commandments say.
Moore, irregardless, always has his way.
Moore, who would always say he'd asked for their Moms' okay.
Moore could get very creepy when plied with wine young girls got sleepy.
Moore, Trump assures us, is just peachy fine. Largely because he really loves his crime.
Moore is an ordure of manure, I am very, very sure
No one should vote for Roy Moore.