913: Tweet Storm Warning

NOAA HURRICANE CENTER (August 2) —

If Dems, afraid of Chinese diseases,

do not show up to vote,

while Republicans flock to the the polls even sneezing,

bye-bye Joe Biden — that’s all she wrote.

I propose postponing election

’til we are rid of Chinese infection.

Somebody told me Article II

permits me to do whatever I want to.

I intend to prevent insurrection

with no leftist anarchist avoiding detection.

Blah, blah, blah. So “BLACK LIVES MATTER!”?

Tear gas and flashbangs. See how they scatter,

before my glorious cammo-clad Stasi

and multifarious posses comitati.

№ 772: Trump Is Just A Four Letter Word

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SLOUGH OF DESPOND (January 16)

(with apologies to Bob Dylan)

Seems as tho' the GOP lost its collective mind,
either that or they de-cid-ed, “better to be blind”
Donnie knows this con-stit-u’ncy
will ig-nore his lax mor-al-it-y
so long as his ev’ry ap-point-ee
en-for-ces their re-lig-i-os-ity 
no way 
of making Donnie ever go away

Outside of Dem-o-crats (some who might be worse),
no one an-y-where can free us of this curse
Of can-did-ates, there were — at least — a score,
al-most ev'ry one a bore
with whom Donnie’d mop the floor
as in des-per-a-tion, Dems search for 
some way 
of making Donnie somehow go away

Dem’s never know it’s time to go when their ammo's spent
Donnie’s crowd is “loud and proud” and they do not relent
They’ve got guns and the Dems have none 
come High Noon showdown Dems are done
So Dems sit back and sip some good Bordeaux
no point in fighting toe-to-toe
no way 
of somehow making Donnie go away

Though Nancy did her level best, impeachment can not work,
not with Mitch and GOP backing up the jerk
The high crimes and mis-de-mean-ors clause
is not enough to even give them pause
because they know Donnie knows no law
and if he did, they know that he’d ig-nore,
(no matter that the whole wide world de-plored)
anyone or anything he saw as moored 
in his way 
and to-tal-ly refuse to go away

Re-mem-ber how we were taught no one's above the law
A pretty thought that counts for naught as Donnie clearly saw
Now that Donnie's found Ar-tic-le II
there is no tell-ing what he’ll do
with his short attention span and shorter fuse
and his pred-i-lec-tion to ab-use
given the Su-preme Court’s skew-er-ed views, 
I’d say
there is no way that Donnie goes away

№ 768: Over The Presidential Rainbow (Donnie reacts to reaction to Suleimani take-out)

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IMPERIAL PALACE (January 12)

(with apologies to Harold Arlen and E. Y. Harburg)

Un-fair,

it is ap-pal-ling

You know why

Al-so,

I call it gal-ling,

a strong guy like me could cry

Un-fair,
these lim-i-ta-tions
I tell you
I can do what I want to
it says in Ar-tic-le II

Each day I wake,

eat steak and cake,

watch FOX,

I tweet and make mis-takes

I’m balm-y

I curse the Dems

the hers and hims

and then I down a dozen Cokes

to calm me

Un-fair,

others are free to 

kill a guy

Vlad, MSB, Kim and Xi kill 

why, then, oh why, can’t I?

Each day I wake,

eat steak and cake,

watch FOX,

I tweet and make mis-takes

I’m bal-my

I curse the Dems

the hers and hims

and then I down a dozen Cokes

to calm me

Un-fair,

others are free to 

kill a guy

If Vlad and Bibi can kill 

why, then, oh why, can’t I?