№ 768: Over The Presidential Rainbow (Donnie reacts to reaction to Suleimani take-out)

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IMPERIAL PALACE (January 12)

(with apologies to Harold Arlen and E. Y. Harburg)

Un-fair,

it is ap-pal-ling

You know why

Al-so,

I call it gal-ling,

a strong guy like me could cry

Un-fair,
these lim-i-ta-tions
I tell you
I can do what I want to
it says in Ar-tic-le II

Each day I wake,

eat steak and cake,

watch FOX,

I tweet and make mis-takes

I’m balm-y

I curse the Dems

the hers and hims

and then I down a dozen Cokes

to calm me

Un-fair,

others are free to 

kill a guy

Vlad, MSB, Kim and Xi kill 

why, then, oh why, can’t I?

Each day I wake,

eat steak and cake,

watch FOX,

I tweet and make mis-takes

I’m bal-my

I curse the Dems

the hers and hims

and then I down a dozen Cokes

to calm me

Un-fair,

others are free to 

kill a guy

If Vlad and Bibi can kill 

why, then, oh why, can’t I?