911: The Trump Doctrine (#PWMCT revisited, une aide-mémoire)

THE WAY IT IS (July 29) —

If a PERSON’s a WOMAN

since I’m a real MAN

I will do whatever I can

to get her in CAMERA

where I can hammer her.

Being famous and rich

can aid and abet you.

If you star on TV,

she has to let you.

908: #PWMCT (or PWUNKED 2020)

MINDBOGGLED (July 26) —

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
Those words prove my mental acuity.

I remember them, so all agree

nothing whatever's the matter with me.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
Biden, hidin’ down in his cellar . . .

very low-IQ kinda fella.

Not a stable genius like me. 

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
I know nothing of history.

Not even who started the GOP.

(A lot of people say it was me.)

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately . . . education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes . . .

— Oscar Wilde, The Importance Of Being Earnest

907.1: EXTRA! Revelation

BIGGER NUMBERS (July 24) —

Donald J. Trump has a very big brain

inside of his great big fat head.

And did I mention his genius penis?

Which all who know him have come to dread.

Nothing about him has ever been sickly

and though his temper can sometimes seem prickly

with Big Mac and Coke he recovers quickly

to as he once was, but without bone spurs.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.

Donald's decreed His New Trinity.

It's bigger. It's better. It's less contrived.

It is so Donald and three's less than five.