Donald J. Trump has a very big brain
inside of his great big fat head.
And did I mention his genius penis?
Which all who know him have come to dread.
Nothing about him has ever been sickly
and though his temper can sometimes seem prickly
with Big Mac and Coke he recovers quickly
to as he once was, but without bone spurs.
Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
Donald's decreed His New Trinity.
It's bigger. It's better. It's less contrived.
It is so Donald and three's less than five.