SINCE WISHES ARE ELEPHANTS (July 21) —
We Republicans, try as we might,
can not make Ayn Rand into Jesus.
Although we’d love to we can not because
“Atheist Ayn” was a free-love extremist.
In order to salvage our Trump-damaged brand,
we have change Jesus into Ayn Rand.
To hell with free loavers! To perdition free fishers!
It’s supply and demand. (Which the marketplace wishes.)
Let the poor starve. Ignore the lame.
Such loafers have only themselves to blame.
We hold peacemakers blessed, we MEN of action.
