Wednesday, July 29, 2020

910: God's Own (Only?) Party — a game of inches

Georgia senator removes ad that made opponent’s nose bigger

ATLANTA (AP) — Republican Sen. David Perdue of Georgia has taken down a digital campaign ad featuring a manipulated picture of his Democratic opponent Jon Ossoff, who is Jewish, with an enlarged nose.

Before being removed, the Facebook ad showed grainy pictures of Ossoff and Sen. Charles Schumer of New York, who is also Jewish, above a banner reading “DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO BUY GEORGIA! HELP DAVID PERDUE FIGHT BACK.”

The news outlet the Forward first reported that the image was manipulated and made Ossoff’s nose appear larger than in the original photo.

NEW JEWRAZZLEM (July 28)  —  
It’s insulting to us when someone supposes
we have a thing about SOME PEOPLES' noses
in particular those who follow Moses
who are so well-adapted to smelling the roses.

Calling us anti-Semitic is a damnable lie.
We are not bigots. We don’t even try.
We love THE JEWS. We don't want to hurt them.
Unless, of course, we fail to convert them.
We need to. To speed Jesus’ returning.
To bring on the hell of all others burning.
Given these generous, pure Christian views,
HOW DARE YOU SAY WE DON'T LOVE OUR JEWS!