Showing posts with label tweets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tweets. Show all posts

Thursday, July 18, 2019

№ 641: Twit Tweets

Trump voters cringe and shrug at tweets while Democrats rage

HELENVILLE, Wis. (AP) — Bill Brasch greeted President Donald Trump’s latest tweet controversy with a shrug.

He doesn’t believe Trump was being racist for telling four congresswomen, all women of color, to “go back” to the countries they came from.

THE SWAMP (July 17)

Donald Trump tweeted garbage today.

Nothing which bears repeating.
And since his followers' attention is fleeting,
there's no point refuting, correcting, disputing
his mistakes, outright lies and deception.
I mean, after all, it is not as if
his Twitter wallowers would pay attention,
let alone face a fact that might distract
from the pre-ill-conceived notion that
this sad obese man has some sort of plan
to ensure, at a stroke, that white Christian folk
retain and remain the majority.
It is understood, he would if he could,
but he does not have THAT authority.

Yet.
I would not bet against his trying to do it.

I hear you say, “Congress stands in his way.”
To which he would say, “Screw it!”
and direct Stephen Miller, “Steve, at your leisure,
think up some way to turn me into Cæsar.”

Friday, October 13, 2017

No. CLXXIX.i: EXTRA! (from Wackileaks) Trump's Secret Deleted Tweets

I'm seethin'
with grievances
caused by the Congress.
I'm a success.
They made a mess.

Repeal and replace, Mitch?
Goddamn, in your face, bitch!

If she were pretty
I'd “like” Sarah Huckabee.
(And for that matter
maybe less fatter.)

Who banished Banyon
as my companion?

I am aware
“Obamacare”
indeed would succeed.
So I impede.

I had more power
up in my Tower.
Here when I glower
very few cower.

What's with Congress?
Permanent recess?
Can I rule by decree?
Sounds good to me.

Then there's the “free press”,
which knows no fairness.
to me they're not nice, hence
I'll kill their license.

I could happily make amends
if NBC were like “Fox & Friends”.

Why can't all of TV
be like Sean Hannity?
He always is nice to me.

A great idea 
occurred to me
when NFL players 
take a knee
tell Mattis
change status
if they don't wanna stand
let 'em kneel in Afghanistan