№ 765: The Age Of Trumpocrassy

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THE IMPERIAL PALACE (January 7)

(with apologies to James Rado, Gerome Ragni and Galt MacDermot) 

When a goon bestrode the White House
and he banned electric cars
to ap-pease the car-bon lobby
and cli-mate sci-ence was out-lawed
That was the dawning of the Age of Trumpocrassy
the Age of Trumpocrassy
Trumpocrassy
Trumpocrassy

Bible study notwithstanding,
double-dealing was astounding
golden, grafting politicians
on their phony Christian missions
who with-out hesitation
created white men-only nation
Trumpocrassy
Trumpocrassy

№ 603: “Loving” Vs Virginia (Charlottesville Update)

CHARLOTTESVILLE, 1865

It is not “a hate crime” when we oppose

people who hate us like all of THOSE
we have to remind who is the boss,
“bloody their nose” with superior force

as they'd do to us given the chance
in an alternative circumstance.

We have to remind them who wears the pants.

It isn't “hate” that motivates us.

It isn't even dislike.

Anyone who tells you it is

is likely a “BIG CITY”-type.

We know OUR LORD in heaven above

can see our hearts overflowing with love

for our families, love for our kin,
love for all Christians with HIS color skin.

What I am saying is only that I’m

certain THAT love is not a “crime”.

No. 248.1: EXTRA! Trump Says He Is Not A Racist

It is obvious.

Trump is no racist.

He holds not one racist view.

Just as no one in Germany
ever hated a Jew.

Also,

he is not a sexist.

He holds all women dear.

If he held even one woman dearer,

it would be ever so queer.

Immigrants yellow,
immigrants brown,
even immigrants black. . .

It's matter of FACT

they lack the “knack”

to be red, white and blue.

Maybe a few —
if they're workhorses —

can earn their keep

at his golf courses,

so long as they work really cheap.