Friday, December 15, 2017

No. 227.1: EXTRA! What's That I Spy With My Little Eye? Problems At (With?) The FBI?

A review of the texts between senior FBI agent Peter Strzok and senior FBI lawyer Lisa Page were sent to lawmakers Tuesday night...and they show the senior officials repeatedly offering harsh opinions about political figures. Among many other comments, the two called Trump “an idiot.”

During the Clinton [email server] investigation, Strzok was involved in a romantic relationship with Page...

Now this is REAL news!
Ho-ly Cow! Go friggin' figure!
The FBI's a hot bed (literally)
of left-wing intrigue.

Who wudda thunk,
who cudda foresaw,
this one-time paragon
of order and law
would come to harbor
Liberal jackdaws,
poking beaks
into Donald's affairs.
(If they ain't careful,
they're gonna get theirs!)

Putin's refutin' FBI lies
that his FSB comprised 
presidential election.
Now there's a surprise!
A guy like Vlad
would surely own up
if Donald asked,
“Yo, bro, 'sup?”

Mueller and cronies,
are like kids lookin'
for Xmas ponies.
(That's an old joke.
Google it, homies!)

Keeping up with this
is gettin' fatiguin'.
Still ya want 'em t'
go on lookin', keep diggin',
even if as a consequence
we end up with President Pence with
whom we'll also hafta dispense with.

[12/15/2017, 12:40 pm EST: WaPo link corrected]