No. CLXIII: A Trump Letter To Kim (English to Korean to English via google translate)

Dear fellow Dear Leader,

I write on a whim.

And, by the way,

may I call you “Dear Kim”?

I propose that we pool our resources:

your nukes and missiles and my golf courses.

This combination, my dear Rocket Man,

would end our strife and maybe Iran

would want to join us. What do you think?

After all, they and I don't ever drink.

How would this work, I hear you asking.

I don't know, I leave details to sub-contractor tasking.

(Then I do sneaky things to delay them

and at the end I never pay them.)

I propose one Korea with you in charge

with gas SUV's in every garage.

Under my plan you will not need to attack,

I'll give you the South. Trust me, I'll have your back.

All that I would like in exchange

is permission the landscape (slightly) to change.

An ENORMOUS golf course, a sight to behold:

the Korean peninsula gilded in gold.

It will be beautiful, I guarantee.

Nearly as pretty as Ivanka and me.

It's a great opportunity, so come on jump on.

You, me...I-van-ka?!

Your friend,

Donald John

[Google Translate: English - Korean]

친애하는 동료 여러분,

나는 변덕에 쓴다.
그리고, 그런데,
"친애하는 김"이라고 불러도 될까요?

저는 우리가 자원을 모으라고 제안합니다.
핵무기와 미사일, 그리고 골프 코스.
친애하는 로켓맨,
우리의 투쟁과 아마이란을 끝낼 것입니다.
우리와 함께하고 싶습니다. 어떻게 생각해?
어쨌든 그들은 나와 마시는 것을하지 않습니다.

이게 어떻게 작동할까요?
나도 모르겠다. 나는 하도급업자에게 세부 사항을 맡긴다.
(그런 다음 나는 그들을 비틀기 위해 비열한 일을한다.
결국 나는 돈을 지불하지 않습니다.)

내가 너에게 책임을 맡은 한 한국을 제안한다.
모든 차고에 가스 SUV가 있습니다.
내 계획에서 당신은 공격 할 필요가 없습니다.
나는 당신에게 남쪽을 줄 것이다. 날 믿어, 내가 너를 갖자.

내가 교환하고 싶은 모든 것
허락 (경미하게) 변화하는 허락이다.
열성적인 골프 코스, 볼 광경 :
한반도는 황금빛으로 금을 내었다.

그것은 아름답습니다. 나는 보장합니다.
Ivanka와 나만큼 거의 예쁘다.
좋은 기회이기 때문에 점프하십시오.
너 ... 나 ... I-van-ka?!

네 친구,
도널드 존

[Google Translate: Korean - English]

Dear colleagues,

I write to whim.

And, by the way,

May I call “Dear Kim”?

I suggest we collect resources.

Nuclear weapons and missiles, and golf courses.

Dear Rocketman,

Our struggle and maybe Iran will end.

I want to be with you. What do you think?

Anyway they do not drink with me.

How does this work?

I do not know. I give details to the subcontractor.

Then I do mean things to twist them.

In the end, I do not pay.)

I suggest a Korea where I am responsible for you.

Every garage has a gas SUV.

In my plan, you do not have to attack.

I will give you south. Trust me, I'll have you.

Everything I want to exchange

Permission (slightly) Permission to change.

Enthusiastic Golf Course, Ball sight:

The Korean Peninsula was gold in gold.

It is beautiful. I guarantee.

Ivanka and I are almost as pretty.

Please jump because it is a good opportunity.
You ... I ... I-van-ka ?!

Your friend,

Donald John