Wednesday, September 27, 2017

No. CLXV: Arroz Con Any Other Pollo

Trump is the White House RESIDENT.
(I'll not sully history by calling him president.)
I propose
(holding my nose),
'til he's out on his rump
he's called Cæsar Trump.

Great Cæsar's ghost!
He could be descended.
He is orange, Julius.
(No offense intended.)

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